♥ 1. I could have sworn I heard a can opener.

♥ 2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?

♥ 3. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?

♥ 4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives?

♥ 5. Hmmmm.... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we ever get those STUPID dogs to do anything for us?

♥ 6. This looks like a good spot for a nap.

♥ 7. Hey - no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.

♥ 8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilisation of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place.

♥ 9. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?

♥ 10. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let THEM know who's boss !!
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